Time Out

One of today's after-school conversations:

Me: Did you have a good day?
Chase: Yes.
Me: Did you cry?
Chase: No.
Me: Did you miss me?
Chase: Yes. I cry for you.
Me: I thought you said you didn't cry.
Chase: I did.
Me: Were you nice to your friends?
Chase: Yes.
Me: You didn't get timeout today did you?
Chase: No. I punch somebody in da face, but I not get timeout!
Me: OKAY!!

...Conversation shift!